the international hog of mystery

robert is my culture pimp. he sneaks me into concerts and shows^{yada yada yada}.

knowing my lust for spy adventures he offered to sneak me in from the roof one time. his record was clean, and only one person had fallen since he started working there – just a fractured shoulder, no biggie. and it was on someone else’s shift too.

however, i forgot to bring my catsuit to work that day (a hog wearing a catsuit^{oink vey!}), so i got a ticket from him instead. walked in wearing mah boots^{don’t think they were made for walkin’ though, those stiletto MOFOs!!!}, and xperienced one of the most vundabah world music concerts EVAH.

another time, last night actually, i got to xperience the worst wedding singer living with a delusion of being a jazz artist.^{man, that was weird!} luckily the band was good. and the pianist did that thing with his right foot, i was hypnotized. what a ride!

robert, thank u, my good man! yo da best culture pimp of all times.

okay, deeedaaalaylama.

i met robert, we’ve been friends for years now.
we’ve both observed that we see each other annually, typically in very strange circumstances. last time we were scheduled to meet i missed half a xmas show, and neither of us can still figure out how that happened.

i think our next annual meeting should b sometime around march. what kind of trouble shall we get into this time, robert?

robert has a sense of humor that doesn’t even belong to this planet. we have some really wacky conversations over the messenger, and i’m hoping he won’t sue me for introducing him to 43things (addiction, loss of business resulting from the addiction, sexual harassment he’s bound to endure on here etc.). afterall, he’s american, and those folks sue the bejesus out of each other.

now i need to make sure robert doesn’t know when i step on the american soil next time. as long as they don’t arrest me there i’m okay.

tis true. i am real. robert knows it best out of the entire 43things.

yo man!

Cause she’s real!

Everything you set as a goal, or something you have accomplished already, i either strongly want to do, or am strongly opposed to doing. I’m taking this as a good sign and on 43things that apparently means I want to meet you.

Easy, she’s irrepressible, optimistic, a Virtual matchmaker-in-training and sentient goddess. She’s also the antithesis of depression – if anyone ever feels a little bit down, I recommend them taking Iwona twice-a-day before meals.

calypte is a brit lizard, and i’m well known for having a kink for those.

u know, the moss and lizard thing – they go well together. although i think that lizards prefer sunny warm locations.

calypte is a smart elegant funny lady who hides how pretty she is and has a hard time accepting complements (apparently a brit thing). my spidey senses are saying that she’s a good person (and that she’s a little like me…); and she likes the music that i like.

calypte – anytime you’re in british columbia, canada, u can check out our local moss and see how u like it (but it rains here most of the time…).

‘Cos she rocks. Big time. And would probably keep my brain in knots trying to keep up! :)

She is in my tribe!